Sunday, February 18, 2007
I spent CNY today searching for my lost tutorial answers all the pukimak notes I wrote for previous term tests.And fuck, surprisingly I didnt have to spend much time!haha!
They were all in my cupboard collecting a hell lot of dust or dusts (if theres plural form of dust.)
Nothing interesting for me to blog today except that I talked on MSN till 6am last night and I swear I never talked that long on MSN in my whole entire 19 years of life.Surprisingly I was still so awake even after I was done chatting.hoho
I was going through my mail and I found this funny funny thing hanna-su sent to me.
Its damn funny I laughed till I tripped over my LAN cable.
Here it goes :
"NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH"
A bus stops and 2 men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
She retorted indignantly.
"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."
$10.00 says you're gonna read this again!
RUNWAY scheduled at 9:37 PM